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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Funny Story



And you all make me feel good.

Here is a little something to brighten up your day
Acts 2:38

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services , when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.'

'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'
 Knowing scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!

 ~~Love hugs and Good thoughts~~

Monday, September 7, 2009

From My Sister

My sister sent this to me I thought I would share.

Acts 2:38A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services , when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be forgiven.)The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.''Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s
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'Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember:

Knowing scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!

Monday, March 9, 2009

VERY FUNNY


This is a very funny story about cloth diapers . When my youngest son and his wife were going to have there first baby they hadn't decide if they were going to use cloth diapers or disposable ones. I decided to make them some nice flannel ones like I used. I hunted all over for diaper flannel and finely found some in Everett. I bought enough for about ten of them I figured if they wanted more I could make more. I cut and hemmed them folded them all like I used to and took them to there house I was really proud of me. Well they didn't know what they were they said are they blankets. The pictures show what are now cloth diapers. I guess that go to show how old I am. I was a little embarrassed.