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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Funny Story



And you all make me feel good.

Here is a little something to brighten up your day
Acts 2:38

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services , when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.'

'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'
 Knowing scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!

 ~~Love hugs and Good thoughts~~

5 comments:

Becky and Gary said...

Oh, I love this Betty. You are doing so great with your new program too. I might have to look into one for myself.
Have a wonderful day.
B.

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Funny story, Betty... See???? Scripture can help!!!! ha

You are doing great with your new software program. Love the quote in your picture today.
Hugs,
Betsy

Cactus Jack Splash said...

I love it...

Your EG Tour Guide said...

Hahahaha! Very, very good. The power of scripture.

Cicero Sings said...

Cute! We both got a laugh out of that one.